Fatness:(

Why is everyone getting thin? I'd like to know. I went to our frat-soro inuman get-together last night, feeling very good about myself coz I was stuffed full of duck and spicy prawns from our Diabetes symposium in Good Earth. Just as I was starting to brag about how yummy it is to be working in MMC, someone just had to burst my bubble. Karl literally shrunk! I was like, God, now he really does look like he's 35:) And Jason. And Conrad. And Joke! What the hell??? May epidemic ba sa UERM? Shet. Humirit pa si Arbee, mukhang alagang-alaga tayo sa MMC a... Shut up, asshole. I know! I can feel my flabs performing an intricate waving motion when I walk. And my face is still as big as a plate. I need motivation but I don't really want to be motivated, like right now, now. I'd rather eat than look like Paris Hilton -- so everyone just shut up and let me enjoy my free conference food in peace!

Kitty 911 - 6/11/07

I had an emergency text from my sister Nikki today. "Ate, baka naman makatulong ka. Yung pusa kong si Snikki -- kilala mo na ba siya? Ayaw kumain at nagsusuka ng dilaw at puti. Anong gagawin ko?" Susmaryosep, if it was a person, I could have easy diagnosed it with something like Acute Gastroenteritis. Apparently, Snikki has an infection plus a fever at that. So she was forcefed with water and Paracetamol and now, umaasa si Nikki sakin to make halo water and sugar to make a D5W IV fluid. E san ko naman isasaksak yan?? Nasaan ba ang veins ng pusa?? Nampucha, I didn't graduate medschool to cure alley cats! I'm presently scouring the net for kitty advice. Help!